Ill-Advised Escapades: Generating a Random Shipwreck

Take a standard rpg dice set (a d4, a d6, a d8, a d10, a d12, a d20 and percentile dice), roll 'em, reroll some of 'em, and consult these charts to generate your very own shipwreck!

(Tables listed in descending size of dice, not based off content)

Name (d%)

1. The Grinning Pussycat
2. The Handsome Devil
3. Destiny's Blade
4. The Coiled Serpent 
5. God's Corpse
6. The Vanquisher
7. Ascendence 
8. Veilpeircer
9. Windchaser 
10. The Mesmeriser 
11. Queen of Hearts 
12. Ace of Spades 
13. Jack of Diomands 
14. King of Clubs 
15. The Waking Nightmare 
16. Vengeance 
17. Webspinner 
18. Eclipse. 
19. Hegemony. 
20. The Liberator. 
21. Lillith's Bride. 
22. Vessel #37-12-Alpha 
23. Nitrogen Shield
24. The Fall of Eden 
25. Oxygen Sword
26. Neon Nightmare
27. Rivals' Embrace 
28. Man's Folly   
29. The Reaper's Scythe 
30. Apisaon 
31. Echoing Scream 
32. Demeter 
33.  Shai
34.  Budeia
35.  Persephone
36. Chloris 
37. The Dionysian Rite 
38.  Hedjhotep
39.  Wepset
40.  Shemsetet
41.  The Scent of Nectar
42. Young Acolyte 
43. Arceophon 
44. The Walled Garden 
45. The Fallen Age 
46. The Shadowy Mist 
47. Clytus 
48. The Flaming Thornbush 
49. Heavens Above 
50. Speak of the Devil 
51. The Last Straw 
52. Bird in the Hand 
53. Insult to Injury 
54. The Silver Lining 
55. The Wild Goose 
56.  Live and Learn
57. Thin Ice
58. Devil's Advocate
59. Rain or Shine 
60. Enlil 
61. Nanna-Suen
62. Nergal 
63. Dumuzid 
64. Down in Flames
65. Eye of the Storm 
66. The Conflagation
67. Mother of Monsters 
68. The Synaptic Burst
69. Cognitive Overload 
70. Ship of Theseus 
71. Uncertain Pilgrim 
72. Cunning Merchant 
73. Kind Thief
74. Devil's Pitchfork
75. Eye of the Needle 
76. Hell and Back 
77. The Endless Staircase
78. The Organ Player 
79. The Spinning Dancer 
80. The Maddened Oracle 
81. The Drowning Maiden 
82. Hybrid Image 
83. Aeternitas 
84.  The Golden Apple
85.  Aera Cura
86. Ad astra per aspera 
87. Discordia 
88. Dulce periculum
89. Dia Lucrii 
90. Audentes fortuna iuvat
91. Fama
92. Ducor duco 
93. Mutinus Mutunus 
94. Infantes Sumus 
95. Naenia 
96. Slayer of Dragons 
97. Poena
98. Madame Unbreakable 
99. Prorsa Postverta
100. Good Fortune 

Look (d20)

1. Spartan & Sparse
2. Dusty & Dank
3. Rusted & Ragged
4. Sleek & Stylish 
5. Cozy & Comforting 
6. Ornate & Ornamented 
7. Lush & Luxurious 
8. Regal & Rococo 
9. Cramp & Crystalline 
10. Slimy & Slippery 
11. Pristince & Prismatic 
12. Cluttered & Chaotic 
13. Overylit & Orderly 
14. Tacky & Tasteless 
15. Weathered & Worn 
16. Robust & Repaired 
17. Artificial & Automated 
18. Cold & Colourless 
19. Noisy & Noisome 
20. roll two: it's both.

Dangers in the Wreck (d12, use a d4 to determine the total number of dangers)

1. A rival team of wreck robbers.
2. A tentacled mass and it's spawn.
3. The security system gone haywire.
4. Mutated crew.
5. The ship's rogue AI.
6. The ship collapsing around the players.
7. The horrible creations wrought by the horrific experiments that were secretly conducted on the ship. 
8. A mind-warping oddity. 
9.  The ship's set to self-destruct! (use a ticking clock mechanic to taunt and torture the players.)
10.  A corrosive gas leaking from the engine.
11. An interdimensional rift torn in the middle of the ship.
12. A surveillance system streaming footage to governmental databases.

The Ship Was Wrecked After Falling Prey to... (d10)

1. Space locusts.
2. Pirates/raiders. 
3. Alien parasites. 
4. Meteors. 
5. Sabotage. 
6. A fatal flaw in it's design. 
7. Running out of fuel. 
8. Crashing into another ship (roll up a second shipwreck) 
9. Navigational discombobulation. 
10. Fall twice: it was both.

Loot (d8)

1. Trapped survivors from wealthy families.
2. Stock commodities
3. Illicit substances. 
4. Fine art. 
5. Information/data. 
6. Experimental technology. 
7. Weird.
8. Roll twice: it's both.

Official Purpose (d6)

1. Recreation.
2. Cargo delivery. 
3. Exploration.
4. Prison ship. 
5. Private transportation. 
6. Unstated.